
Pineapple
mr. granovsky-larsen, i must ask you to refrain from posting un-pineapple-related propaganda on our wall.
it was one thing when mr. shipley was doing it--which i allowed mostly out of pity and the hopeless tone of his posts-- but it is clear to me that you have either been paid off or blackmailed into making your clai...ms, neither of which i will tolerate. the pineapple community has no space for product placement and bullying, which i trust mr. shipley will keep in mind for the future.
yours in solidarity,
pineapple

Pineapple
thanks, kirstie.
matt, you're absolutely right. how do you expect me to flourish under such conditions?

Pineapple thank you for that enlightening diagram, mr. shipley. i'm glad that you agree that i am at least as, if not more, tasty as strawberries, blueberries, and seedless grapes. and, as with anything worthwhile in life, the challenge involved in achieving pineapple can only exponentially increase one's enjoyment with it.

Pineapple i can't believe i forgot to mention that sometimes, ukeleles are shaped like pineapples. and even DECORATED like pineapples.

Pineapple
i've been thinking a lot about death recently. pain, suffering, cruelty, happiness?
in "the soul of man under socialism", oscar wilde says this about death:
"Of course, all crimes are not crimes against property, though such are the crimes that the English law, valuing what a man has more than what a man is, punishes w...ith the harshest and most horrible severity, if we except the crime of murder, and regard death as worse than penal servitude, a point on which our criminals, I believe, disagree."
whatup, indeed.

Pineapple
dear everyone,
to answer your questions and comments (in no particular order): ok; i wholeheartedly agree; fantastical.
also my inspirational words of the day are: marriage...marriage is what brings us together today (from the movie, "the princess bride").

Pineapple simon, lane, and john, you're all correct.

Pineapple
mr. granovsky-larsen, people like you are why i do what i do.
that and the money.
feel free to share any pineapple-related anecdotes, recipes and events with us all.
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